Unhappiness for Dummies: 5 Phenomenal Hacks to Stay Unhappy Forever

I’m dead serious here. Everyone is telling you how to find happiness, how to make your dreams come true, and how to live your best life.

But let's be real – staying unhappy is what takes real skill and dedication.

Because unhappiness is not something you just stumble upon. It requires a deliberate effort and genuine commitment to self-sabotage.

Plus, if it was that easy, everyone would be doing it, right?

Truth be told, even in the darkest of moments, one can spot a stray sliver of hope peeking through, threatening to ruin your perfectly crafted gloom. That’s why today I’ll teach you five phenomenal hacks to stay unhappy forever.

Study them, save them, print them out, and tape them to your bedroom wall.

Because once you follow these steps, I guarantee that you’ll be so miserable that your own smile will become a distant memory.

Ready?

Here we go…

#1 Always wait for the absolutely perfect moment to start something that could make your life better.

The stakes are too high, so only when the conditions are excellent, only when you are completely prepared, and only when everything is flawlessly lined up should you even think about taking action.

Better sorry than too early, right?

#2 You need to wait for somebody’s approval, attention, or appreciation to allow yourself to feel good about yourself.

Opinions of others are the key to your self-worth, so don’t you dare to believe in your own value without their validation.

And listen closely to what they say about you. The ultimate truth about who you truly are can be found in the words of others as long as you're willing to pay good attention.

#3 Remember that you have zero control over your life.

When something bad happens to you, it’s important to understand that you are the victim and blame everyone and everything but yourself.

The victim mindset will enable you to comfortably avoid any pain related to your personal growth and learning.

#4 Never forgive anyone, because who has disrespected you or done you wrong doesn’t deserve your forgiveness.

The unpleasant feeling you keep inside needs to be nurtured on a regular basis so that you can always remind yourself of the injustice you’ve experienced.

How else would you be even able to know what's right or wrong without holding onto past grudges?

#5 Keep your mind occupied with what happened to you in the past, continuously replaying memories of failure, rejection, and disappointment.

And if for some reason you run out of negative thoughts linked to your past, just start worrying excessively about the future. You need to be ready to expect the worst at all times because that's the only way to protect yourself from feeling any sense of hope at all.

Only if you avoid the good that is available to you right now, can you truly embrace a life of eternal unhappiness.

So tell me, what are you waiting for?